Funny Pictures & Funny Jokes

Santa Banta were searching for their lost wife in a festival at Hissar city.
Santa : How does your wife look like?
Banta : She is 5'7", 36-24-36 sexy figure, fair, sweet, beautiful,
green sexy eyes, brown hair... And yours?
Santa: Forget mine, let us look for yours...

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Wife: (standing in front of mirror) I am fat, old, wrinkled
and no longer pretty. Will you still give me a romantic compliment?
Funny Husband: Your eyesight is still excellent !


The phone rings at Federal Drug Enforcement Agency headquarters.
"Hello, is this the Federal Drug Enforcement Agency?"
"Yes. What can we do for you?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor Tom. He is hiding cocaine in his firewood."
"Thank you, this will be noted."
Next day, the Drug Enforcement agents come over to Tom's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece of wood, find no cocaine, swear at Tom and leave.
The phone rings at Tom's house. "Hey, Tom! Did the Federal Drug Enforcement guys come by?"
"Did they chop your firewood for you?"
"Yeah, they did."
"Okay, now it's YOUR turn to call. I need my garden plowed."


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