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* Woman: When my husband left me,
he said: He was going to join the army for a Little peace.

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Ex-Husband.
Jack: Tats nothng. Mine keeps talking abt her next husband.

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he said: He was going to join the army for a Little peace.


Ex-Husband.
Jack: Tats nothng. Mine keeps talking abt her next husband.

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