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A little boy goes to his father and ask, "Daddy how was I born?"
The father answers, " Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to his the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

You've got male!

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Question: In India, we have only Postmen, but no Postwomen, why?
Answer : Because, they take 9 months for delivery.


Question: Why did sexy woman cricketer slap commentator Ravi Shastri ?
Answer : Because Shastri said: She is ready for next delivery.


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