Funny Pictures & Funny Jokes

Girlfriend: I can't marry you. I am one year elder to you.
Boyfriend: Very Good, I love you so much that I can wait for you for one year.

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A Haryanvi Tau buys a ticket for Rs 100 and
wins the lottery of 1 crore. He goes to claim it.

Haryanvi Tau: I want Rs 1 crore.
Lottery Agent: We give you 10 lakh today.
The rest amount will be paid in next 6 months.

Haryanvi Tau: Oh, no! I want all my money right now.
If you don't do it today, then I want my Rs 100 back.

School Kid: Why are some of your hair white mom?
Mom: Well, every time that you do something wrong and make
me unhappy, one of my hair turns white.

Funny Kid thought for a moment, and then said,
"Mamma, how come *all* of grandma’s hair are white?”


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