
Santa is driving a jeep in a jungle? Tourist :How do we escape if lion comes now?
Santa : Give right indicator and turn left.
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What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhi Ji and Jesus. men Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.

what is your birth date? sam : 13th October. Which year? sam : Oye you have a brain EVERY YEAR.

Santa orders pizza. Waiter: Sir should I cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Santa: 4 hi kar de 8 khaye nahi jayenge.

Old Chinese proverb says: Man with erection walking through door sideways is always going to Bangkok.

How do you get a group of lawyers to smile for a picture? Just say FEES.

Personal Days: Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year.They are called Saturday and Sunday.

