
Save a little money each month and at the end of the year, you will be surprised at how little you have.
FUNNY Pictures & Jokes

A chrysanthemum by any other name would be much easier to spell

100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest? The trouble with life is there is no background music.

If it were not for the fact that the TV and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.

Q: Why is marriage like the Army?
A: Everyone complains about it, but a surprising number re enlist.

I am not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.

Two sausages are in a frying pan. First sausage says: It is hot in here.
Second sausage replies: Eeek,a talking sausage

