
Why were males created before females? Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
FUNNY Pictures & Jokes

How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? We don't know never happens.

Think well, Plan well, Do well, Sleep well, Play well, Laugh well and Throw your mobile also in 2 well, Because u r not Messaging Well!

Why don't men often show their true feelings?
Ans:Because they don't have anyone

Question: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
Answer: Run like hell.she is got a hand grenade in her mouth.

hat is the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.
