Jokes:-
Wife: whenever we keep the money in bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?
Husband: keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them.
#EXAMS are like GIRLFRIENDS:-
1. Too many questions.
2. Difficult to understand.
3. Too much explanation is needed.
4.Result is always Fail.
# I love three things- 1. Pepsi, 2. Pizza, 3. You, Pepsi to drink, Pizza to eat, Table kaun saaf karega.