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* Every man should have a wife - preferably his own!
* By the time a man really does understand woman, his wife wont let him out of the house at night.
* Good resolutions are like college girls. Easy to make, but hard to break.
* Appu: I would like some crocodile shoes please.
Pappu: Certainly, Sir! What size shoe does your crocodile wear?
* He: What you prefer in a man - wealth, position, character or appearance?
She: Appearance and the sooner the better.
* Crazy fact of today's generation. Once upon a time, girls used to cook like their mothers. But now they drink like their fathers.
* Pappu: Have you noticed that most heroes are married man? Appu: Every married man is a hero.
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Appu: How do you know when you are getting old?
Pappu: When the candles cost more than the cake.
Her telephone is a private number - every private has it.
On a sign board in New Delhi: Wear a helmet or you may have a hell mate.
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Appu: How do you know when you are getting old?Pappu: When the candles cost more than the cake.
Her telephone is a private number - every private has it.
On a sign board in New Delhi: Wear a helmet or you may have a hell mate.
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