Funny Pictures-Duck Catching Insect

funny_picture_duck_catching_insect_vandanasanju.blogspot.comFunny Pictures & Jokes
Pictures Taken At The Right Time
Part - 03

* Teacher : Tel me 3Tenses with Example--
Student :I Saw ur Daughter Yesterday (Past)
We are in Love Now (Present)
We Will Run Away Tomorw (Future).

* From Signboard on electric Boxes--

Danger, 10000 volts, TOUCHING This will lead to DEATH
Anyone found Touching will b jailed for 3 yrs.
* Question- What is Swarg?
Answer- USA Salary, German car, Chinese Food n & India Wife.
Question- What is Nark?
Answer- USA Wife, German Food, Chinese Car n Indian Salary.