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vandanasanju.blogspot.comIn life Some scenes can not be seen everyday really. When you'll see these pictures then really you'll get smile on your faces.

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Customer orders pizza.
Waiter:Sir should i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Customer :4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge.

How do you get a group of lawyers to smile for a picture? Just say FEES.

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving.

Old chinese proverb says: Man with erection walking through door sideways is always going to Bangkok.

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vandanasanju.blogspot.comwhat is your birth date?
sam : 13th October
Which year?
sam : Oye you have a brain EVERY YEAR.

vandanasanju.blogspot.comBoss asked worker to buy two corner tickets for a movie to watch with his Girlfriend.
Employee bought two corner tickets A1 and A25

vandanasanju.blogspot.comTeacher: I KILLED A PERSON,
convert this sentence into future tense student:
The future tense is, YOU WILL GO TO JAIL.

vandanasanju.blogspot.comAstrologer: you must married only 32 years old women to start a happy life.
men: shall I married two 16 years old girls


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