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Customer orders pizza.Waiter:Sir should i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Customer :4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge.
How do you get a group of lawyers to smile for a picture? Just say FEES.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving.
Old chinese proverb says: Man with erection walking through door sideways is always going to Bangkok.
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what is your birth date?
sam : 13th October
Which year?
sam : Oye you have a brain EVERY YEAR.
Boss asked worker to buy two corner tickets for a movie to watch with his Girlfriend.
Employee bought two corner tickets A1 and A25
Teacher: I KILLED A PERSON,
convert this sentence into future tense student:
The future tense is, YOU WILL GO TO JAIL.
Astrologer: you must married only 32 years old women to start a happy life.
men: shall I married two 16 years old girls
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what is your birth date?
sam : 13th October
Which year?
sam : Oye you have a brain EVERY YEAR.
Boss asked worker to buy two corner tickets for a movie to watch with his Girlfriend.
Employee bought two corner tickets A1 and A25
Teacher: I KILLED A PERSON,
convert this sentence into future tense student:
The future tense is, YOU WILL GO TO JAIL.
Astrologer: you must married only 32 years old women to start a happy life.
men: shall I married two 16 years old girls
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