Funny Pictures & Funny Jokes
- Joke -
Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas. So he called up the Tourist department and asked them: “Ji could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas…”. The man at the other end replies “One second sir…” and Laloo immediately replies “thank you” and puts the phone down.
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Funny Pictures
- Joke -
Santa to Doc: Doc, My wife is pregnant, she is feeling pain in her Stomach
Doc: Hmmm. Is this her first child ?
Santa : No , this is her husband, Santa Singh
- Joke -
Santa and Banta were always boasting of their parents’ achievements to each other.
Santa: Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?
Banta: Yes, I have
Santa: Well, my father dug it.
Banta: That is nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?
Santa: Yes, I have.
Banta: Well, my father killed it.
- Joke -
Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas. So he called up the Tourist department and asked them: “Ji could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas…”. The man at the other end replies “One second sir…” and Laloo immediately replies “thank you” and puts the phone down.
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Funny Pictures
- Joke -
Santa to Doc: Doc, My wife is pregnant, she is feeling pain in her Stomach
Doc: Hmmm. Is this her first child ?
Santa : No , this is her husband, Santa Singh
- Joke -
Santa and Banta were always boasting of their parents’ achievements to each other.
Santa: Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?
Banta: Yes, I have
Santa: Well, my father dug it.
Banta: That is nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?
Santa: Yes, I have.
Banta: Well, my father killed it.
